Gender Wars

I was reading an article in a newspaper in which the writer had written about the recent disgrace meted out to Tiger Woods. I was quite struck by one sentence in the article which ran like this and I quote "I want to meet the one man who can swear that he wouldn't ever naughty text, flirt, or even indulge in an affair with women throwing themselves at him". It's clearly evident from this line, that the writer is a woman. So I thought let's be naughty and peek into Tiger wood's mind. Following is his side of the story and I am producing it on his behalf. He couldn't do it himself because he is busy relocating himself to some undisclosed location in France (I guess).

Dear writer,

I am innocent; as innocent as any man could be. I was just doing my job that involves hitting a golf ball into a hole. I never thought that I would find myself in a deep hole as I find it today. I was thinking that how the situation could have developed if I am not as successful as I am today (at least professionally). I doubt whether this much brouhaha could have resulted if I had been a commoner. I doubt not. It's very unfair of you to expect a guy to be calm and composed and be rigid like a rock when a beautiful, attractive, sexy girl is swooning over you, starts flirting with you. I am also a man with my own share of pheromones. What do you expect me to to do in a situation like that? If a girl targets a successful guy, then nothing stops her from making that guy to get attracted to her, not even the fact that he is married. Once a man gets attracted to a girl, then nothing stops him from trying to get involved in an affair with that girl. That's how I ended up in this mess, not with one, not two, not three but with four girls. It includes a sexy tv presenter,a porn star, club girls etc. The irony is that I have been made to look like a sex pervert as if those girls are all earthly incarnations of virgin Mary. Enough is enough. Now I am off to France. (I heard that French women are more beautiful and liberal). Oops!!!